dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

eatpizzas:

some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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booche:

We need to do something about straight boys. And by something I mean something destructive.

No Scrubs with left eye’s made me into the person I am today thank you TLC