im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*


as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

Tbh this reason is also why I haven’t been on in a while.


hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

I’ve had a long day and t mobile tells me three gbs is the limit now they’re going to reduce my speed like I’m a good person!


when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”