bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo
Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
We need to do something about straight boys. And by something I mean something destructive.